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Simple Vodyanova, unrecognizable Sobchak and Nagiyev without a neck: we show what fat stars would look like

Natalia Vodianova, 40 years old

Natalia Vodianova, 40 years old

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We have never seen them with extra pounds: TV presenters, athletes, supermodels and artists of all stripes keep themselves in a black body for the love of the people. But with the light hand of the KP.RU designer, the years of austerity were destroyed overnight. Our next brutal experiment showed how thin and fit stars could look if they were a few sizes bigger.

NATALIA VODIANOVA, 40 years old

Bangs and pounds – here they are, the killers of model charisma. No alien wide-set eyes, no plump lips, no pale transparent skin glowing with malnutrition: rosy-cheeked supermodel has turned into an ordinary employee of the human resources department, ready for labor exploits. This will certainly not collapse from work!

ANDREY MALAKHOV, 50 years old

What a sweet aunt this famous uncle! The audience’s favorite should definitely not get fat, otherwise housewives will turn their backs on the screens. Entertainment TV battered this year, of course, but not that much…

What a sweet aunt this famous uncle!

What a sweet aunt this famous uncle!

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ALINA ZAGITOVA, 20 years old

No, you can’t make sheepskin coats with cheeks like that. The boyar, of course, is tied with an eyebrow, but Alina has not yet been released from the ice: even after the end of her career, fans are waiting for her in popular ice shows. So sandwiches aside!

No, you can't make sheepskin coats with cheeks like that

No, you can’t make sheepskin coats with cheeks like that

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KSENIA SOBCHAK, 41 years old

Did you want to see a good Sobchak? – Please! With subcutaneous fat, Ksenia lost all her bitchiness. So maybe you should have fed her much earlier..?

Did you want to see a good Sobchak?  - Please!

Did you want to see a good Sobchak? – Please!

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DMITRY NAGIEV, 55 years old

The trademark Nagievsky squint is no longer the same: a fat telemacho is not looking for another skirt, but for something to eat. By the way, the presenter has not appeared on the screens since February, and if the stress continues, it may look something like this.

The branded Nagievsky squint is no longer the same

The branded Nagievsky squint is no longer the same

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LERA KUDRYAVTSEVA, 51 years old

The famous architecture of the face with a chiseled nose and high cheekbones, which the star is so proud of, crumbled before our eyes. But Kudryavtseva saves her not only for the sake of favorable angles, but also to the delight of her husband, who is already 16 years younger.

The famous architecture of the face with a chiseled nose and high cheekbones, which the star is so proud of, crumbled before our eyes.

The famous architecture of the face with a chiseled nose and high cheekbones, which the star is so proud of, crumbled before our eyes.

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GRIGORY LEPS, 60 years old

The cherub is no longer the same … With excess weight, the chansonnier became loose and limp, as if he had been drinking and eating briskly all his life. But Grigory Viktorovich long ago gave up bad habits: now he only has a glass of vodka on the podium, and not on the table.

The cherub is no longer the same

The cherub is no longer the same

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DMITRY KHARATYAN, 62 years old

Keep your nose up, midshipmen! After all, it’s just an experiment. Size XXL gave Kharatyan a huge tickle and mustaches for some reason – such a merciless retirement …

Keep your nose up, midshipmen!

Keep your nose up, midshipmen!

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PAVEL VOLIA, 43 years old

Either Will or not Will … If such a cozy humor appeared on the stage of the Comedy Club, it would already be Laughing Panorama. The comedian will certainly not be left without work, but we are worried about our personal lives: it is unlikely that Laysan Utyasheva, who trains fanatically, will tolerate her husband who has become merry.

Whether you like it or not

Whether you like it or not

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EKATERINA ANDREEVA, 56 years old

The main stability of the evening news over the past 25 years is the face of the presenter, on which earthly laws do not seem to work. But if Andreeva ate the bad news with chocolates and missed her favorite yoga workouts, the First’s male audience could seriously thin out…

The main stability of the evening news over the past 25 years is the face of the presenter

The main stability of the evening news over the past 25 years is the face of the presenter

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By Peter Kavinsky

Peter Kavinsky is the Executive Editor at cablefreetv.org